The utter shit that you are about to read is the product of two friends and I (all [recovered] ex-goths) trying to out-goth eachother one afternoon.

We each had 3-4 minutes to come up with the cheesiest, most horribly gothed-out "poem" possible. After each session, we would read them aloud in turn and determine who had won. It was big fun, let me tell you.

The following are my sumissions. Reading them is probably not a good idea.

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