A sampling of memorable Stu quotes:

• Remember when a function call used to take 6 cycles, 3 to push the old address on the stack and 3 to change the processor counter?

  Wow, it's just amazing what happens when you make a remote bean call.

• After like the 6th time, if you still get burned, it's your own fucking fault. No questions. No blame, no entitlement. Fuck me once, shame on you, fuck me six times, kill me.

  (about getting screwed by viruses in Outlook)

• Last night I dreamt I had insomnia.

• int stroustrup (char *dest, char *source);

  The stroustrup function does something disa'strous' to your source string then 'tr'anslates it to 'up'per case.

  The results of the disaster are placed in the buffer specified by dest, and the integer return value is a percentage 50-100 range of how badly your source string was mangled before it was uppercased.

  See also: rand()